For too long have such beautiful garments represented female oppression!
I made an apron this weekend.
I made an apron this weekend.
Just so you know, I will not be wearing my apron to do any of the following (although, I will not hold it against you if you choose to do any of the following in your apron, as they actually are quite functional):
Dishes, sweeping and/or mopping, vacuuming, dusting, wiping anything down, scrubbing, spraying, sweating, feeding/playing with/burping/having a child, any role society expects me to perform simply because I am a woman.
If you consider it to be housework, I will probably not be doing it in my apron.
Just to clarify, I do not experience any of the following as housework (although, I will not hold it against you if you do experience any of the following as housework):
Sewing, cooking, decorating, weaving, nesting, organizing, rejecting any role society expects me to perform simply because I am a woman.
Aprons are just cute and fashionable, okay?
If when I wear my apron outside of my house you respond with a comment about where my gender should be, including, but not limited to, the kitchen and/or bedroom, I will probably intensely fantasize about your demise and kindly remind you that, historically, men wore aprons first.
Dishes, sweeping and/or mopping, vacuuming, dusting, wiping anything down, scrubbing, spraying, sweating, feeding/playing with/burping/having a child, any role society expects me to perform simply because I am a woman.
If you consider it to be housework, I will probably not be doing it in my apron.
Just to clarify, I do not experience any of the following as housework (although, I will not hold it against you if you do experience any of the following as housework):
Sewing, cooking, decorating, weaving, nesting, organizing, rejecting any role society expects me to perform simply because I am a woman.
Aprons are just cute and fashionable, okay?
If when I wear my apron outside of my house you respond with a comment about where my gender should be, including, but not limited to, the kitchen and/or bedroom, I will probably intensely fantasize about your demise and kindly remind you that, historically, men wore aprons first.
Reclaim your apron!
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1 comment:
AWESOMEEE.
And that apron is beyond beautiful. <3
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